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Subject: LaUGh LiNeS
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hayakhan 29.06.11 - 03:33pm
iF aLL eLSe fAiLS, sTOP uSInG aLL eLSe *
hayakhan 29.06.11 - 03:35pm
If u tk a shower in da mrnin b sure 2 bring it bck, sum1 else might need it *
hayakhan 29.06.11 - 04:09pm
4 Sale: 1 computer slightly used. 1 bullet hole in screen *
dilkush 29.06.11 - 05:01pm
Wife is an incoming call 
Lovers are outgoing calls 
Aunties are free calls 
Call girls are roaming calls 
Neifhbour gals are missed calls 
Choose The Best Call 
Which One Is The Best Call ??? *
hayakhan 30.06.11 - 07:03am
God made man. Man made money.GOD made woman 2 spend man's money *
ameera12 15.08.12 - 10:36pm *
ameera12 15.08.12 - 10:36pm
every 1 z so funny *
hayakhan 16.08.12 - 02:48am
ameera 
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ameera12 17.08.12 - 02:20pm
oh ta han *
hayakhan 17.08.12 - 07:42pm
The road to success is always under construction *
hayakhan 17.08.12 - 07:43pm
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. *
hayakhan 17.08.12 - 07:45pm
I love my job only when I'm on vacation.
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ameera12 18.08.12 - 03:05pm
MAGAR AFSOS HAMARAE SCHOOL MAE NAHE MILI APKO HAYA YAD HAI APKO
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hayakhan 20.08.12 - 03:43pm
TUMHARAY SARHYAL SCHOL MAY ACHA HUWA NAHI MILI..MATI, MERA DIMAGH KHA JATA.. 
KOI BAT NAHI JEALOUS MJY ACHAY INSTITUTE MAY JOB MIL JAY GI....POCKET MONEY TO MANGO GI NA BETA IL C U DAN. *
hayakhan 20.08.12 - 03:54pm
I didnt fall. The floor just needed a hug.
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hayakhan 20.08.12 - 03:54pm
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first. And, whatever you hit, call it the target.
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hayakhan 20.08.12 - 03:54pm
[i] *
hayakhan 20.08.12 - 03:55pm
Everybody lies, but it doesnt matter since nobody listens.
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hayakhan 20.08.12 - 03:55pm
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
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hayakhan 20.08.12 - 03:55pm
Graduation Speech: Id like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.
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hayakhan 20.08.12 - 03:56pm
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Steven Weinberg
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hayakhan 20.08.12 - 03:56pm
If you ask me anything I dont know, Im not going to answer.
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hayakhan 20.08.12 - 03:57pm
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. *
hayakhan 25.08.12 - 10:43am
It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility! *
hayakhan 25.08.12 - 02:10pm
NEVEr gO 2 A DOC WhOSe oFfICe pLANtS HV dIED *
