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Subject: ~Fuuny shayree~
Replies: 162 Views: 4152
1khan1 3.03.09 - 06:56am
aankon pey hansee dil mein hoof chupaye betey hein .
kahee imraan na dekey hamein un ja udhar chupaye betein hein *
1khan1 3.03.09 - 06:59am
Padh likh kar kya karna hay,
akhir ek din sab ko marna hay,
markar dobara janam lya bhi to kya,
phir saala pehli class sy hi to padhna hay. *
1khan1 3.03.09 - 07:00am
Aap ka doggy aap say rooth gaya,
jaky gandy naaly me doob gaya,
jate hue bola ab aur zulm nahi sahenge,
ek he makaan me do do nahe rahenge. *
1khan1 3.03.09 - 07:03am
tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rabse shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhela nahi jata dusara aa gaya ye kambahti hogi. *
1khan1 3.03.09 - 07:04am
If i was a painter u wud b my painting.
If i was an author u wud b my story.
If i was a poet u wud b my poem but UNFORTUNATLY i m a cartoonist so. *
1khan1 3.03.09 - 07:09am
Yusuf ka husn,
Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai ,
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai ,
Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai ye halat ,
Kasam khuda ki cinema b udhaar dekha *
1khan1 3.03.09 - 07:10am
Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai !! *
1khan1 3.03.09 - 07:12am
tere khoobsoorat aankhon mein aansoo achche nahin lagte ,chaahe jitnaa bhi roye but kabhi sachche nahin lagte *
1khan1 3.03.09 - 07:13am
Wo kehti thi tu he mera dil aur tu he meri jan hai, 10 rupay ka haleem aur 3 rupay ka nan hai. *
1khan1 3.03.09 - 07:14am
Har gali har deewar par apka naam hai,har gali har deewar par apka naam hai,upar likha hai chappal c ,neechey panch rupay ka inaam hai *
1khan1 3.03.09 - 07:16am
E-Dost tu bhi likha kar shayari meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega, log phekenge tujhpe ande aur tamatar,subha k nashte ka intezaam ho jayega *
1khan1 3.03.09 - 07:18am
Aankhen mere hon aur aansu tere hon,dil mera dhadke aur dhadkan teree ho.hamare dosti ese ho aye mere dost,k sadak par tu pite aur galti mere ho. *
1khan1 3.03.09 - 07:19am
Ghunghat me tujhe dekha to diwana hua,shama ka parwana hua,masti me mastana hua,jaise hi ghunghat uthaya is dunya se ravaana hua. *
zakkhan 9.03.09 - 05:38am
kadam kadam pey hawa ki simat ka dihan rakhna
mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna
humari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aey gi tum bas apni
NAAK SAAF rakhna
*
ice_guy 9.03.09 - 06:48pm
ha ha nice funy shyerii wa wa wa *
nitya.n 9.03.09 - 10:09pm
zak its so funny. *
zakkhan 10.03.09 - 04:52am
thanks friends *
1khan1 17.03.09 - 08:54pm
us ne mere ballon mein ungliya perte howe kaha parveen,. tum head n shouldr use kartee ho ya panteen *
zakkhan 18.03.09 - 04:47am
TUJHE DEKHA TO ROOH KUSH HO GAYI,
EK KAMI THI AAJ WOH BHI PURI HO GAYI,
PAGAL HAI WOH LOG JO KEHTE HAI,
CHIMPANJI KI AAKHRI NASAL KAHIN KHO GAYI,
*
1khan1 18.03.09 - 05:01am
uffff becharee aaaah ha ha ha *
sweeet22 29.03.09 - 06:19am
Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath
Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez ckeck karti hoon main
Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad *
sweeet22 29.03.09 - 06:22am
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.
Mashoor ye shetan hai.
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Parhna isay ata nhi,
Class me kabi jata nai,
Canteen iski jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Jalso me sab se agay hai,
Naaro me sab se agay hai,
Imtehan me naqal iski aan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Larkio k pichay para hai,
Jo larki ghusa ho jaye zara,
Tab yeh uska banta bhai jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai. *
sweeet22 29.03.09 - 06:24am
Teacher asks students..if a bird is sitting on a branch of a tree than wat is my age..
A student replies: its 48.
The teacher says thats true...how did u know it??
Student replies: my brother is 24 and he is half mad . . . *
sweeet22 29.03.09 - 06:32am
train station pe ruki:
1 admi ne sath beithd sardar se pucha koansa station hai?
sardar ne bahar dekha or kuch dher baad bola lagta hai railway station hai *
zinia18 31.03.09 - 08:33am
Chand or sitaron ny hartal kar di
Elecricite b behal kar di
Jab sy ghar main UPS lagvaya hai Hamari jebain is ny kangal kar den *
zinia18 31.03.09 - 08:34am
Ch@l Chaliye Masjid De Us Nukar Te
Jithay
Jutiyan Di Lami Qataar Howe
Ek Tu Chuk Le,
Ek Main Chuk Laan,
Saadi Eid Bari Mazedar Howe..
(Jutti Chor Group) *
zinia18 31.03.09 - 08:35am
Kasam se 20000000000 feet ki bulding se kud ker jan de don
kasam se 200000000000 feet ki bulding se jan de don
phele ose bane tu do *
zinia18 31.03.09 - 08:36am
Khamosh palkon se jab ansu bikhr jate hen,
ap kia jane ap kitne yad ate hen,
abi b usi mor pe khare hen jahan,ap ne kaha tha
thehro hum PAKORAY le k atey hen. *
zinia18 31.03.09 - 08:36am
A dost tare dosti bri piari ha
Par is dunia ne tare qadar nahin jani ha
Hr ik ne tujy gadha samaj kr lat mari ha
Pechay murh ab mari bari ha. *
hayakhan 31.03.09 - 08:46am
*
1khan1 31.03.09 - 09:28pm
ha ha ha ha .........hoooooo kiya baat hey n kiya shyree hey . *
1khan1 31.03.09 - 09:33pm
jab ham barvein jumat k student tey aik din lecture taa kisi lecturear ka .wo notice lekwa rahey tey magar! aik talba lek rahi tee afsanaye dil beqarar ka *
javed286 1.04.09 - 12:09am
Shama ro ro k parwane se kehti hai,Shama ro ro k parwane se kehti hai...Mujhe rumal la do meri naak behti hai. *
tariqali 1.04.09 - 12:43am
LAGTA HAI PYAR KE pi*sU
MUZME BHI PAR GAYE HAI
KIRA AASHIQI KA DIL ME FUDAKNE KAGA HAI
BHOKNE LAGA HOO NAAM SANAM KA
JUGALI KARTA HOO UNKI YAADO KI
CHARNA HAI AB TO UN KI GALIYO ME
LAGTA HAI PYAR KE pi*sU MUZME BHI PAR GAYE HAI..............
pi*sU IS A INSECT,FIND ON THE DOGS ,SUFFRING FROM SKIN PROBLEMS...... *
tariqali 1.04.09 - 12:46am
Mousam Suhana Hai, Barsat Ka Zamanaa Hai, Dear Ab tu Kar Do sms, Kya Balance Le Kar Oper Jana ha .. *
tariqali 1.04.09 - 12:47am
kis kisko yaad karke
kis kiske liye royiye
aaram badi cheej hai
muhh dakkar soyiye......!
*
tariqali 1.04.09 - 12:48am
tum door sahi ....majboor sahi par yaad tumhari yaad aati hai.
tum saans waha par leti ho aur badboo yaha par aati hai......!
*
tariqali 1.04.09 - 12:49am
woh samajhte hain dil tod diya to hum dead hain
woh nahin jaante ki is dil main aur kitne thread hain..........!
*
tariqali 1.04.09 - 12:50am
tumhare samne hain itne sample kabhi hamein bhi pick karo
hamare pyar ke icon pe kabhi to click karo .........!
jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai woh repeat kar doonga
tu naa mili to tujhe Shift delete kar doonga ...............!
*
tariqali 1.04.09 - 12:52am
Ladka: Kaash in hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen'
Bahana ho afsos ka hum inke ghar to jayen
Ladki: Aisa sochna bhi aye zalim paap hoga
Kabhi tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.....................!
Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi............................................!
Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.................................?
*
tariqali 1.04.09 - 12:53am
shahansha ne jab Tajmahal banvaya,
Tajmahal ki har Deewar ko dekha,
un har khidki ko dekha,
latakte jhummar ko dekha,
lage Pardo ko dekha ,
beechi kaalin ko dekha,
Aur socha......saala bahot kharcha hua.....!
*
hayakhan 1.04.09 - 05:57am
gud tariq *
hayakhan 1.04.09 - 07:17am
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de *
hayakhan 1.04.09 - 07:20am
Kuch pal itne haseen hote hai,
ke Yaad karke aankho me aansu aa jaate hai,
kuch logo ko milne ki fursat nahi,
Aur kuch milne ko taras jaate hain,
Reply With Quote *
hayakhan 1.04.09 - 07:25am
Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana ho toh.
BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA *
hayakhan 1.04.09 - 07:25am
mohabat to ham ne bhi ki thi mere dosto
lekin kuch khas nahi hua
taj mahal to hum bhi bana chahte the
lekin loan pas nahi hua *
hayakhan 1.04.09 - 07:26am
Ye Badal Ye Bijli Sirf Aapke Liye Hai,
Ye MausaM Ye Hawa Sirf Aapke Liye Hai,
6 Mahine Bet Gaye Aapko Nahaye Hue,
Ye Barish Sirf Aapke Liye Hai *
hayakhan 1.04.09 - 07:28am
Dil ke armaan aasu me beh gaye
ye aashique ka dard tha
jo baat unse kehni thi
light chaligaye aur unki mummy se keh gaye
*
hayakhan 1.04.09 - 07:30am
Main aapko chand kehti, Main aapko chand kehti Lekin usme bhi daag hai
Main aapko suraj kehti, Main aapko Suraj kehti Lekin usme bhi aag hai
Main aapko bandar kehti, Main aapko bandar kehti
Lekin usme bhi dimaag hai *
sweeet22 1.04.09 - 09:38am
Dewngi se k*m na thi kuch apni justuju,
Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay,
Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath,
Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay:- *
sweeet22 1.04.09 - 09:38am
Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam,
Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam,
Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham,
Zinda pakarnay walay ko 50,000 ka inaam *
